Comments on jill jill bo bill: The Reality That Bites

Your mother seems nice, why would she want to tort...

2009-01-10T13:09:00.000-06:00

Your mother seems nice, why would she want to torture like that? Now, if it was my mom, I would totally expect the decimation of my self esteem.

Just wait till you step on the Wii and it complains (at least that is what it sounds like to me) I want to stomp that little f*#ker to death. Make sure at least one time on the ski jump that you don't actually jump. Cracks me up to see the little mii rolling down the hill.

hahaha!! Cracking up! Thanks for keepin' it real. ...

2009-01-10T11:20:00.000-06:00

hahaha!! Cracking up! Thanks for keepin' it real. I could have written this.

Ordered the 30 Day Shred and was pumped. It came on Tuesday and is still in the cellophane! Whee for schizo motivation!!!

I hate full length mirrors and shower in the dark. Does wonders for self-esteem!!! :)

The reality is that you weren't looking at yoursel...

2009-01-09T19:48:00.000-06:00

The reality is that you weren't looking at yourself in a mirror.

The reality is that you were looking at me through a window and I was naked standing in the sun.

I love how you described me. All silver and shiny and dimpled and dimensional.

Tell Rick Mr. Hunt called again. Hunt, Mike Hunt. From high school, remember?

You're beautiful, screw that stupid mirror. Have ...

2009-01-09T08:50:00.000-06:00

You're beautiful, screw that stupid mirror. Have fun with the Wii fit.

That is why I avoid mirrors and bright lights at a...

2009-01-08T19:58:00.000-06:00

That is why I avoid mirrors and bright lights at all costs...I am hoping to kick my ass into shape in this New Year as well!

I have an award for you on my blog today. :)

2009-01-08T16:30:00.000-06:00

I have an award for you on my blog today. :)

oh, we can wii fit together...i'm adopting the kid...

2009-01-08T16:16:00.000-06:00

oh, we can wii fit together...i'm adopting the kids' wii for mii...then reality can bite our arses all it wants...

I am right there with ya only I have a dimple that...

2009-01-08T11:47:00.000-06:00

I am right there with ya only I have a dimple that on my thigh that you could probably swim in Ugh

I need a Wii fit but can't find one in my area. Let us know how it goes.

My advice: Take full length mirror off wall. Pap...

2009-01-08T11:13:00.000-06:00

My advice: Take full length mirror off wall. Paper back with attractive design. Rehang on wall with mirror side facing wall. Voila, new art work, and pesky, self-image destroying reflecting device GONE.

Problem solved without the trouble of removing Wii from box.

SO very glad I'm not the only one! ; )Happy New Ye...

2009-01-08T10:52:00.000-06:00

SO very glad I'm not the only one! ; )

Happy New Year girl, can't wait to see ya next month, when you can make me laugh in person!

p.s. got any of that crab dip you wer talkin' about? yum....

Your belly hides your ceserean too? How do we get ...

2009-01-08T06:23:00.000-06:00

Your belly hides your ceserean too? How do we get rid of that? is there hope for us???

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was too damn funny. You s...

2009-01-08T06:17:00.000-06:00

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was too damn funny. You should have taken a picture of the midget tub!
Don't you know by now to just bypass any full-length mirror? Geez woman, get a clue! And yeah, I can understand your missed Brazillian spot. I mean, if you can't see your hoo hoo, how can you shave it correctly?

Justine :o )

I'm with ya on 2009 being a happy and fun year. I...

2009-01-07T20:38:00.000-06:00

I'm with ya on 2009 being a happy and fun year. I think I am going to plan a trip to Hawaii for spring break and one to somewhere cool for the summer...just to show the universe that I refuse to be sad and cry everyday. I am also lmao at the rest of your story and your comments. Glad we're both back...I missed you guy's!

You're gorgeous inside and out!! Urine my circle ...

2009-01-07T20:03:00.000-06:00

You're gorgeous inside and out!! Urine my circle of special people...

right back at ya!!

Wow! A full length mirror. I try to avoid those. l...

2009-01-07T19:19:00.000-06:00

Wow! A full length mirror. I try to avoid those. lol I got a Wii fit for Christmas but haven't used it yet. I guess I need to go try it out. :)

Hey Jill come over to my blog and pick up what I l...

2009-01-07T19:05:00.000-06:00

Hey Jill come over to my blog and pick up what I left you!

OK, that mirror sounds just too scary for words! Y...

2009-01-07T18:10:00.000-06:00

OK, that mirror sounds just too scary for words! You are gorgoeous - don't let that mirror tell you any different!

See that is why you avoid mirrors until AFTER you ...

2009-01-07T17:10:00.000-06:00

See that is why you avoid mirrors until AFTER you are fully dressed!

Thank god I didn't have a c section! I do have the...

2009-01-07T16:22:00.001-06:00

Thank god I didn't have a c section! I do have the back fat to show for 3 kids though. I wish I could find my motivation somewhere.

Did you say you could serve crab dip out of your d...

2009-01-07T16:22:00.000-06:00

Did you say you could serve crab dip out of your dimples?? Oh my...I'm haing a a laughter attack and it hurts my stomach

LOL we share a reality!!! I am so dang glad you'r...

2009-01-07T16:13:00.000-06:00

LOL we share a reality!!! I am so dang glad you're back. I was getting a bit worried about you. Next time you take off at least let us know you're gonna be out of commission...sheeesh you're just like my kids!

LOL!! God, I love ya girl!

2009-01-07T14:14:00.000-06:00

LOL!! God, I love ya girl!

Soo funny...I love the honesty.. right there with ...

2009-01-07T13:26:00.000-06:00

Soo funny...I love the honesty.. right there with you sister... Get that wii fit out...I am loving it... although I am no longer sure it is a work out because it is so much fun...

Oh, my Lord! How can she do that? Damn. Is she ...

2009-01-07T13:20:00.000-06:00

Oh, my Lord! How can she do that? Damn. Is she making sure you & sis never move in? Witch.

Also, please steal the button and post if, so we can get more of your peeps to come to the par-tay. Thx. Love n stuff.

what in GOD'S name were you doing looking in the m...

2009-01-07T12:58:00.000-06:00

what in GOD'S name were you doing looking in the mirror anyway? i don't care if that bathroom was wallpapered in mirrors... always avoid mirrors, ESPECIALLY when naked, as if your life depended on it. got it?

my appendectomy scar, which was once only about three inches long, is now about 61/2, with the most adorable stretchmarks punctuating each end.

and i am all for 2009 being filled with laughter and joy and silliness! sounds like a perfect plan to me!