Okay, I am watching the 10 o'clock news and some the top stories in the 2nd largest city in TX are:

** 6 ft wooden mouse stolen from porch**
**Food poisoning at Mary Kay convention**
**etiquette camp**

I am SHOCKED!!! No one got murdered, or shot, or robbed. There was some follow up stories on that poor baby who got left in the daycare van for 6 hours and the local orgy house raid.

I guess it was even too hot for killers today.

My two youngest are at their dad's this month and my niece is staying with my oldest daughter to babysit for her while she continues to look for teaching jobs.

So, that's right, WE ARE CHILDLESS FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!!!

I am sore from doing the "no kids in the house " dance since Sun night.

But I am ready for them to come home now. I have dishes that need washing.
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So sorry, I am exausted tonight- No diet pill today to keep me strung out til 3 am AND remember, we are childless.........."nuff said.

Maybe tomorrow I will be rested and funny. Maybe.
The Mr. has that f'n gleam in his eye and The Grin, and he is patting the seat next to him.
He cracks me up.

Oh, and all is well with Amy amy bo bamey. She loves me and isn't going to kick my ass. Whew! I was sweatin' bullets.