Tuesday, December 8, 2009

My SS Rocks the Casbah

Dearest SS who is from Oklahoma and I love dearly,

Your GREAT gift was received 2 weeks ago. I apologize with all my heart for not posting pictures immediately upon arrival. The note cards are FABULOUS and the gift card to SONIC will be used daily for my addiction. The SPREES and TWIZZLERS, which are some of my favorite candy, were eaten by my perfect grandchildren because their mother, my not-so-perfect daughter, bribed them with it to be good at the grocery store without my knowledge.

My camera is gone, probably also used a bribe by my children who think my stuff is theirs. So I am unable to post cute pictures of me holding my wonderful gift and smiling my cheesey smile. Which, btw is a shame because in just a month I am now down to a triple zero and weigh 100 pounds, 30 of that being my boobs which magically grew to like a size GG....honest injun. But since I can't prove it with pictures, you will just have to trust me that I am so not lying just to get a laugh. I would never do that.....

Okay really, THANK YOU so very much for my gift. I LOVE it!!!!!

15 comments:

shutter girl said...

Jillie!!!

I miss you!!! So glad you have a great SS. Merry Christmas!!!

Wheezer (nka Shutter Girl)

Justine said...

Ooh, can't wait to hear who it is!!!

Justine :o )

midlifeslices said...

Triple zero....100 lbs....double G boobs?? It's almost Christmas...not April Fools day.

When are you coming to help me break in the guest house with a par-tay?? I'll even get some Twizzlers and Sprees...oh and no near beer for me....no sir. We'll have the real deal.

4 Lettre Words said...

Oh, how I love Sonic!!!

You did great!

Unknown said...

Jill you are so funny and wayyyyyy missed....glad you enjoyed your goodies from your SS partner

Dawn said...

Finally! A post from Jill!! Woot!!

Bet after you eat all that candy you won't be a triple zero anymore. Probably just a regular zero. =)

Tenakim said...

nice gifts. I got a backache just reading about your small frame and big boobs. Nice comment from China... I think they are offering you a new camera (that's where the good ones come from) 'cause they really want to see your top heavy skinny hotness!

Unknown said...

I am out making the secret santa rounds with a friendly reminder that today is the SSS shipping date and to remind everyone to please email us your DC#

have a wonderful day missing you

Deborah said...

Oh we totally believe you are down to size triple 000 and look totally gorgeous (fake). Sorry about your awful kids. I have one of my own. He's awful but I love him a lot just like you do yours. Hope your camera shows up soon.

Unknown said...

your sss sent another gift pkg...just checking to see if you received it...

Hope you have a very merry Christmas

Anonymous said...

GG Boobs??

No wonder Hotdads made you a Hot Mama!!

Congrats!

Merry Christmas!

Dawn said...

Yep, yep, I'm your SS!!! =)

Love You Jill! I hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

Deb said...

Jill!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad you're back...I'm back too! Come visit.

prashant said...

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