I Am Sucking Less Than Normal And Amazing Myself

As I stated earlier and actually followed through with (shocking, I know), I got a camera and took pictures of what my SS, Dawn, gave me for Christmas. The SECOND great gift she sent me. The first was a Sonic card, which I already used to purchase my crack-like addiction to their drinks; a set of darling note cards, and candy which my heathen daughter gave my perfect grandbabies as a bribe to keep them quiet at the store.

So, pictured below is the example of the PERFECT gift from the PERFECT Secret Santa.

Here you can see the tshirt that looks exceptionally cute with a long handle shirt underneath that disquises my jiggly wing-like upper arms.

I know you are green with envy.

Not about my arms, but about how cute this is, and that it's mine, not your's...

Now here is the picture of the jewelry. It's got bling, zebra print, a cross, and turquoise. It's a totally orgasmic combination for me.

 Okay I am done making you jealous.

Just cross your fingers that next year Dawn gets your name.

AND cross all fingers and toes that you don't get my name.

But if luck runs out and you do get my name, pray that I will actually be aware that your gift has arrived and I will blog about it prior to 3 weeks after Christmas.

Peace.