Dear Gawd, I BEG of You!!!!!

First, let me say a big thank you to the legally blind smart person who nominated me for this HOT BLOGGER CALENDAR . This is my ONLY chance to fulfill my dreams as a pin-up calendar girl be recognized by my millions of fans, as well as offering money to a photoshop genius to put my head on Dara Torres' body ask* for your vote.

I didn't even know I had been nominated or actually what the hell it was, but while I was stalking reading up on Tena at My Therapy, I noticed my name and went to the site, and it's true.
And I promise Amelia Bedelia, you are coming with me. In fact, since we look alike, can I use your boobs? (or Deb, or Georgie, or Tena, or...hell, who I am kiddin'? ANYONE out there has bigger moquito bites than I do!)
The voting ends Sunday and they can only accept votes from one computer, so go to the library, work, your neighbor's house and vote for me and Tena (My Therapy), Jen (the Mom), Insane Mama, and Sue (Happy Meals and Happy Hour) and then go to another computer and vote for me one more time. Call all your relatives and tell them to vote, too. You even may be receiving a recorded call from me asking for your vote.

Go to the Gidget gadget thing on the right that says 'vote for me', click on the 'vote hottest female' tab at the top of the page on the right (me=hot), then scroll down like forever and I am in the middle to last (because obviously they put the heavyweight contenders on the bottom!) under jill jill bo bill. Just click on me and your vote will count!!

* grovel; plead; beg; implore; solicit; give vital organs, children, or sexual favors homemade cinnamon rolls.