Monday, March 2, 2009

Dancing Queen

Saturday night went almost as expected.

Lots of beautiful women. Like Em and Kristin.

And Shauna and Holly and yet another gorgeous blogger who I was introduced to between glasses of wine and want to call Chardonnay. (please forgive for not remembering your name!!)

And beauties Elaine and Nicole who sat with us and somehow escaped my wonderful photography.
And Jay. The most beautiful of all blogger women there.
We giggled and snotted and even peed a little.
And more than one of us declared our undying love for him and his 25% masculinity.
Or asked to borrow his hair gel.
I nervously declare my infatuation with the tallest lesbian at the dinner.
Look below the proudly displayed name card (made by Leslie) at the lettuce wraps.
This manly feast was ordered by HeMan Nancy Jay.

This is what I ordered.
Some of us were receiving texts from all those who know me so well, such as:
Is Jill stripping yet? NO
Are you dancing on tables yet? NO
Are you talking about me? YES
I kept Jay's balls in my purse for him until the end of the night.
As soon I gave them back, this is what happened.

And he said he couldn't dance...

38 comments:

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

ROFL! How dare you give him back his balls and then not take pictures of it!
I'm so glad you had such a good time. Damn. Wish I coulda been there! I'd love to pee with you!

Justine :o )

Halftime Lessons said...

OH.MY.SWEET.MARY.

I'll be back after I compose myself and get used to the idea that someone got a picture of me in my hardhat.

Ronda's Rants said...

OMG...Do I feel left out and lonely! How much fun did you all have?

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

It was so great to meet you! The dinner was so much fun :)

Lisa

Eudea-Mamia said...

OMG - you're the best. I'm so mad I had to leave early!! But thrilled you got that last shot - incredible.

And to hell with my double chin - my nose. My NOSE!! Anyone out there with a Photoshop degree?

So glad we got to hold hands under the table :-). Em

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Ohhh my Jill!! You go girl. I often have to bring out me inner 'Dancing Queen" and exorcise me demon's, lol. Worth it every time.
And your dinner looks fabulous. I hope that it was as good as it looks. It made my mouth water :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Deb said...

let me make one thing perfectly clear, jill... em is MINE! you can have jay, but hands off em. don't make me have to get physical with you.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Looks like a good time was had by all! I had no idea Jay was in construction!

Wheezer said...

So wish I could have been there! Glad you had fun. Sounds like you needed the diversion. But, one question...why weren't you dancing on the table and stripping???@!?!?

Buddha's Place said...

Yeah, we know you are holding out on us! Bring out the good pictures.

Mary Moore said...

Wow, he's hot.

I wanna go next time...

Tenakim said...

SO FUN! I had no idea ya'll were in Texas! Sounds like it would have been worth the trip! Thanks for sharing with all of us jealous non Texans!

texasholly said...

OMG. That is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!

So fun.

Leslie said...

bwhahhaaha! I missed Jay's table dance...damn.

It was so wonderful meeting you, you are such a beautiful woman, can't wait for next time!

Soxy Deb said...

Glad you had fun. I never hear from you anymore and I miss you...

Shauna said...

LOL!!!!

This is completely accurate. Completely.

Annie said...

See....another reason why I had to quit! No one in KC to meet me! Damn it.
Jay should have went red undergarment-much more his color.

Ginger said...

It looks like we missed a good time. No pics of you, Jill?

Megryansmom said...

Looks like everyone had a fabulous time!

Mariah said...

Green is the color of me

TexasRed said...

This is fantastic! I'm definitely making the drive out next time!

Elaine A. said...

Wow, you were sneaky with those balls. I totally missed it and I was right there. Hmmm....

Glad I got to sit next to you my dear. See you again soon! : )

The Mom Jen said...

HOW FUN!! Darn CA and being so far!

Dawn said...

I couldn't make out what the card said on Jay's food.

I'm glad you all had a fun time. It sucks that there were so many that you all couldn't sit at one table!

Those bloggers are beautiful! =)

Swirl Girl said...

that looked like fun!!

did you go home with Jay's balls??

nikkicrumpet said...

Freak woman...are you CRAZY??? You don't keep balls in your purse...you put them in your pocket where they'll stay warm. SHEEESh.

J'Ollie Primitives said...

dang it I wish I coulda been there ~ I would immediately recognize you and give you a big hug and you would be all "WHO THE HELL IS THIS NEEDY MIDGET GET HER AWAY FROM MY DINNER"
~maybe next time~

Jill said...

Your dinner looked yummy and you guys look like you had a blast.
You needed it right! I am glad you all had fun, I must say I am a bit jealous!

Kristen Zirkle said...

It was so great to meet you and laugh with you and pee with you. It really wasn't the waiters pelvis now was it?

Deb said...

I guess it is true. You DO have balls.

mommytoalot said...

Ha ha..very funny.

Kristina P. said...

I am so jealous! What a fun time!

Tony@ That One Paticular Harbor said...

Jill, that was awesome. Seriously. I am so happy you all got the chance to meet the Man behind the madness that is Jay. He has not changed in all the years. What a hoot. from all the tales it sounds like the night was a great success and so fun for all. I am jealous. Thanks for the great write up.

Debbie said...

I really would love to hang out with you!

kel said...

Oh my gosh... I am so jelaous!

Angela said...

Looks like you had a blast.

Brenda Jean said...

Wow, how cool! That is neat you got to meet some fellow bloggers and well, Jay. Geesh Jay, you'd think you could have controlled yourself better. Jill, good thing you were there!

Eudae-Mamia said...

I gave you some bloggy love today. No pressure to pass it along, but you totally deserve this one...Em