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I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,Pepole really seam to respondto me well. Certain men and all the ladies.I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.
Hey, he could dust filing cabinets and change lightbulbs...
Or like Agador, just sweep the pool...
I wanna soma that! See you Monday!
Love it! Can you hire him and just keep posting pictures? Please?
You crack me up...Enjoy your weekend!
Thank you sooooo much for that!
Any man (hell or woman) with a goody trail like that, is A-OK in my book. Whadda ya say we open an office so we can share him? I'll even take sloppy seconds in his case.
Yup. I'd hire him too! lol
As long as he doesn't talk either, he might work out.
In my defense, I had lost my towel and was in the middle of doing curls. Affects my typing.
By the way, the law requires that I notify you that I am required to stay away from goats or any other 4 legged animal. I cant get into it further.
See you Monday.
All he'd have to do for me is sit in my lap.
You could just keep him around to reach for high up things on shelves and stuff.
He can just stand there and do that all day :)
Hubba Hubba! Why can't we grow them here like that?
If he herds donkeys I have a weekend position for him!
Holy Crap!!!! LOL
Wouldn't you just love to watch him chase some goats??? Lol.. OOh Baby!
Yummy. Don't talk, baby, just let mama watch you type.
Please remind him that is his uniform!!! No shirts required (or anything else if he is comfortable with that). Mmmmm Mmmmm good.
YUM, Yum. Hired, I don't care for what.
Oh damn! Now I'm drooling!
Dang, you got your pool boy!
HIRED!!!!!!!! HIRED DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! Bring him on!
And LOL about the goats.
Justine :o )
So this is the new quality assurance assistant that you promised.....I love you!
I'm always looking for some good office decor.
Oh, I'd hire him too! In a heartbeat ... though I'm not sure Scott would be so happy.
Oooh...does he mow the grass? Do you need another assistant?
Happy Saturday! I'm here trying to get caught up on my blog reading....
If you need me to train Brian, I can be on a plane in an hour. I'm just sayin. I'd do that for you, as I know you are a busy woman...
You are a generous employer. I would insist on a ful body shot before putting in my offer.
Come see me this week.....new stuff!
LMFAO!!!! omgosh does he have any friends? I cant spell either
Dirty, dirty thoughts.
Giddy UP Cowboy!!!!
That's what's called, "eye candy".
I am going to invent a company, just to hire him for myself!!!
Oh yeah...he's totally hired...
Hahaha....I love it, Jill...
Oh, I'm looking for a new pool boy ~ he wouldn't even have to type. Wonder if he makes a good Mohito?
Mmmm...yum yum yummy. Bet he is good at the "other duties as assigned" part of a job description.
If Brawn, um, I mean Brian doesn't fill your expectations, you can send him to MN. I have very low expectations........
Oh, good God. That chest. I would really like to get my hands on that!
This is my longevity bonus, yes?
I keep hearing Marvin Gaye's song "Let's Get It On" playing in the background over here....
JOB DUTIES...Any and everything that requires heavy lifting,(flexing), bending, (flexing)....
Seriously, how do people deny the existance of God? There is NO way cellular randomness could come up with this guy on its own!
How the hell did I miss this?
Can I come intern for you for the summer? I'll check all his spelling and grammer (as well as a few other choice assets)
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