Thursday, November 6, 2008

A Little Dab Will Do Ya

I went to Big Lots and found what has been missing in my life.
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Just a little with your toast and jam...

For the PLUMBERS or the JUNKIES:

Multiple Uses.

Same GREAT flavor.

Now my life is complete. Thanks, Big Lot!

47 comments:

Debbie said...

So many uses! That is truly a multipurpose product.

cIII said...

Tooo....Many....Jokes.....

*head Esplodes*

Dee said...

That is too funny. I may buy a bunch as stocking stuffer for my sisters and brother. This is a whole day worth of jokes on Christmas. Thanks =)

Unknown said...

I'm not going to say any more than this, because you know I could go on ALL day....

You "crack" me up!

I have so many more it almost hurts.
I have to go now.

Anonymous said...

Crack Butter?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LOVES it!

Yes I still laugh at fart sounds too. Gosh I'm a classy lady

Annie said...

Hey.....be careful! Crack kills!

Unknown said...

For irritation from an ill fitting thong?

Unknown said...

I actually LOVE palmers!!!
everyone already took the good crack jokes so i will leave you with...
afcrack afcrack

oh btw whats up with the members only blog yanno i dont like being left out of things-are we gonna hafta breakup?
;-)

Anonymous said...

thanks for the laugh!! is this anything like utter cream you find at tsc??? lol

That Janie Girl said...

Girl. You are sick, sick, sick.

In a totally healthy, hilarious way.

Dawn said...

I love the idea for stocking stuffers!! Too funny!!

You always find the good stuff! I need to be more observant!

Deb said...

sweet! now do we snort it or shoot it up? i'll get the metal spoon and a lighter.

in all seriousness, if this softens your heels, please alert me immediately. my dry, disgusting heels are the monkeys on my back!

Miss to Mrs said...

This is just perfect! I've been looking for something to jazz up my toast!

Julie said...

Sweet. Can I use it to spackle the cracks on my face??? Sure beats drywall mud. LOL

Anonymous said...

MUST.GO.GET.SOME.

jill jill bo bill said...

Seriously works on the heels!!!

The Mom Jen said...

Is it for your crack, or will be addicted to it like crack? LOL

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Do you just put it directly on a putty blade and Spackle that crack right up?

I am thinking I need to get it for my heels and hubbys elephant elbows!! I hope my Big Lots has it!

NucMEd is Hot said...

Simply Fabulous!

Mrs Anne said...

Guhross!

But i bet it works! ;)

:)

Anonymous said...

Do you rub it on your butt, spread it on bread, or smoke it.

Swirl Girl said...

crack butter?

is that for sore butts who have been trapped in a thong for too long?

Shelley said...

LOL. I need to give this out at Christmas to my uncles......their wives will love it.

Kritta22 said...

LOL I love it!!

OK on a serious note, I love this lotion...well not the crack one but the regualr stuff. It sooooo helps with stretch marks and scars. Love it!

Debz said...

Ok - NURSEY!! I don't technically have bad dry cracked skin, but I have noticed in the last month or so that I have a patch (almost rashy) on my left calf/ankle area - right where the Red Sox tatt is (No need to be ugly about the Red Sox either young lady) and when I shave HOLY FUCKING CUCKAMONGO!! Does that ever irritate it! So will that stuff work for that also?? Cause if so - send me some - it's not available here.

Anonymous said...

Does it work on camel toe?

Ash said...

To quote the multi-talented diva Whitney Houston...

"crack is wack."

Therefore, I'm off to Big Lots.

Thanks for the heads up!

Em

Aleta said...

LMAO - OMG - that is HILARIOUS.

Suzann said...

okay, too many funnies running through my head. LOL.

Unknown said...

I'm off to Big Lots for some multipurpose crackalackin crack butter!!!

Hope there's a disclaimer that says, "Use at your own risk."

Ronda's Rants said...

I used it on my tattoo! That is what they recommended! A little dab a do ya!

nikkicrumpet said...

YOU are one SICK puppy....hmm I wonder if that's why I like you?

Brenda said...

Seriously, they couldn't come up with a better name for their product (although you did buy it!)

Jenni said...

Can you snort it? I might need to go pick some up...

Tony Gasbarro said...

tee hee.

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I wasn't thinking dry skin cracks, I was thinking ass cracks!

Justine :o )

Mamahut said...

Isn't crack butter what little uncircumsized (sp?) little boys get? eeeww

Deb said...

I want to make a comment so bad, but it is just too inappropriate. Hehehehehe.

Jay @halftime lessons said...

Uh oh...pretty sure I have been using that stuff wrong.

Unknown said...

Lol! I love your blog! So glad you've joined us at Beautiful! Fabulous!

Anonymous said...

Oh.My.Gosh. I NEED that! haha gross!

AJ said...

Just found you through Nikkicrumpet. Love you sense of humor. You've had me laughing out loud several times! Thanks! I definitely need it:)

Mariah said...

Does it work on Hemmorhoids?? Please Nurse Jill tell me.
Is that how you spell hemmorhoids?

"J" said...

Hey Texas girl!!!! =)

I love Big Lots!!!!
You never know what you are going to find! =)

Thanks sooooooooooooo much for the info on Canton! I'm soooooooooooo excited!!!! We are staying in some really CUTE Cabins on the Mountain!!!! I'm just excited to get away!!!

What part of Texas are you in?
I'm in Livingston (by the lake)! Do you know where that is?

Anonymous said...

Oh, you found crack is whack butter? Where's Whitney Houston where you need her?

binks said...

Holy crap, I pulled this up on my phone in Vegas and had to spit my drink out and laugh out loud. (I know, don't get on me about the alcohol abuse).
Everyone thought I was insane but, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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