I went to Big Lots and found what has been missing in my life.
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Just a little with your toast and jam...
For the PLUMBERS or the JUNKIES:
For the PLUMBERS or the JUNKIES:
Multiple Uses.
Same GREAT flavor.
Now my life is complete. Thanks, Big Lot!
45 comments:
So many uses! That is truly a multipurpose product.
Tooo....Many....Jokes.....
*head Esplodes*
That is too funny. I may buy a bunch as stocking stuffer for my sisters and brother. This is a whole day worth of jokes on Christmas. Thanks =)
I'm not going to say any more than this, because you know I could go on ALL day....
You "crack" me up!
I have so many more it almost hurts.
I have to go now.
Crack Butter?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LOVES it!
Yes I still laugh at fart sounds too. Gosh I'm a classy lady
Hey.....be careful! Crack kills!
For irritation from an ill fitting thong?
I actually LOVE palmers!!!
everyone already took the good crack jokes so i will leave you with...
afcrack afcrack
oh btw whats up with the members only blog yanno i dont like being left out of things-are we gonna hafta breakup?
;-)
thanks for the laugh!! is this anything like utter cream you find at tsc??? lol
I love the idea for stocking stuffers!! Too funny!!
You always find the good stuff! I need to be more observant!
sweet! now do we snort it or shoot it up? i'll get the metal spoon and a lighter.
in all seriousness, if this softens your heels, please alert me immediately. my dry, disgusting heels are the monkeys on my back!
This is just perfect! I've been looking for something to jazz up my toast!
Sweet. Can I use it to spackle the cracks on my face??? Sure beats drywall mud. LOL
MUST.GO.GET.SOME.
Seriously works on the heels!!!
Is it for your crack, or will be addicted to it like crack? LOL
Do you just put it directly on a putty blade and Spackle that crack right up?
I am thinking I need to get it for my heels and hubbys elephant elbows!! I hope my Big Lots has it!
Simply Fabulous!
Guhross!
But i bet it works! ;)
:)
crack butter?
is that for sore butts who have been trapped in a thong for too long?
LOL. I need to give this out at Christmas to my uncles......their wives will love it.
LOL I love it!!
OK on a serious note, I love this lotion...well not the crack one but the regualr stuff. It sooooo helps with stretch marks and scars. Love it!
Ok - NURSEY!! I don't technically have bad dry cracked skin, but I have noticed in the last month or so that I have a patch (almost rashy) on my left calf/ankle area - right where the Red Sox tatt is (No need to be ugly about the Red Sox either young lady) and when I shave HOLY FUCKING CUCKAMONGO!! Does that ever irritate it! So will that stuff work for that also?? Cause if so - send me some - it's not available here.
Does it work on camel toe?
To quote the multi-talented diva Whitney Houston...
"crack is wack."
Therefore, I'm off to Big Lots.
Thanks for the heads up!
Em
LMAO - OMG - that is HILARIOUS.
okay, too many funnies running through my head. LOL.
I'm off to Big Lots for some multipurpose crackalackin crack butter!!!
Hope there's a disclaimer that says, "Use at your own risk."
I used it on my tattoo! That is what they recommended! A little dab a do ya!
YOU are one SICK puppy....hmm I wonder if that's why I like you?
Seriously, they couldn't come up with a better name for their product (although you did buy it!)
Can you snort it? I might need to go pick some up...
tee hee.
Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I wasn't thinking dry skin cracks, I was thinking ass cracks!
Justine :o )
Isn't crack butter what little uncircumsized (sp?) little boys get? eeeww
I want to make a comment so bad, but it is just too inappropriate. Hehehehehe.
Uh oh...pretty sure I have been using that stuff wrong.
Lol! I love your blog! So glad you've joined us at Beautiful! Fabulous!
Oh.My.Gosh. I NEED that! haha gross!
Just found you through Nikkicrumpet. Love you sense of humor. You've had me laughing out loud several times! Thanks! I definitely need it:)
Does it work on Hemmorhoids?? Please Nurse Jill tell me.
Is that how you spell hemmorhoids?
Hey Texas girl!!!! =)
I love Big Lots!!!!
You never know what you are going to find! =)
Thanks sooooooooooooo much for the info on Canton! I'm soooooooooooo excited!!!! We are staying in some really CUTE Cabins on the Mountain!!!! I'm just excited to get away!!!
What part of Texas are you in?
I'm in Livingston (by the lake)! Do you know where that is?
Oh, you found crack is whack butter? Where's Whitney Houston where you need her?
Holy crap, I pulled this up on my phone in Vegas and had to spit my drink out and laugh out loud. (I know, don't get on me about the alcohol abuse).
Everyone thought I was insane but, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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