Wednesday, November 19, 2008

You Are Invited

Dear God,
Please don't ever let this happen to me.
Amen
(click to enlarge)

Wait for it....
wait....
(Okay, click on it to (hee hee) enlarge)
How special. She was able to wear white.
(snort)
I just wanna know what the Mother of the Bride wore.

Tomorrow, Amelia Bedelia, my wonderful sister, will be hiijacking this blog and making you laugh. Be nice and comment a lot. She is a crier.

33 comments:

Debbie said...

Oh my word. I a guessing he is a plastic surgeon. God bless her. It must take a strong back to remain upright.

Ronda's Rants said...

Subtle.
I hope you are having fun! Can't wait to hear all about the hijacking!

Soxy Deb said...

Are we not being a bit harsh? She may just have a glandular problem.

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

Well, I think they make a lovely couple. : )

Think how special she's going to be when gravity sets in (swing lo - sweet chariot...)

Hijacked? I've never been privy to a blog-jacking so I'm excited!

Dee said...

Oh my my, what in the world. Maybe she was stung a 2 bees.

Deb said...

and you can totally tell that this woman in black in the foreground is about to say "did you SEE the knockers on the bride??"

Jay @halftime lessons said...

Oh thats fantastic.

You SO got me, too...I of course clicked to enlarge, and then realized...

Wait...I could be killed.

Outnumbered2to1 said...

I can't believe our wedding picture is circuling the web!

Julie said...

How'd you get my wedding picture?

Annie said...

I laugh every time I read this- have gotten it on emaila couple of times! Too funny!

Nicole said...

OH Good lord! I don't even want to know!! Hope the trip is going well and I can't wait to see pictures!

NucMEd is Hot said...

Love that picture!

Packsaddle said...

Very tasty.

I mean TASTEFUL.

The Mom said...

One bad bunny-hop dance and it would be a boobvasion at the reception!

Kristina P. said...

Too funny. I posted the picture of that bride on my blog, many months ago, and my dad and stepmom freaked out. Whatever.

Justine said...

Very cute Jill, very cute! Ooh, I can't wait to see what your sis has to say tomorrow. I keep meaning to go over to her blog, but then I forget! DOH

Justine :o )

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

hahahaha I have seen this one before, it is hysterical. One "Throw your hands in the air" type song and the boobs will be out to play!!

ZenMom said...

Wow. I didn't even know they MADE (almost) topless wedding gowns. You learn something new every day. :)

Jennifer Suarez said...

Well I'm glad that her boobs decided to bring her to her own wedding.

That sure was nice of them.

Tammy said...

De-lurking to let you know I like your sense of humor!

Looking forward to reading here...there is too much bad news in this world and I need to smile and laugh more!

Have a great day!☺

nikkicrumpet said...

Ummm is it just me (which is highly likely) or do those pictures NOT enlarge when I click them.....oh maybe you said her boobs would enlarge when clicked...I don't know....either way you're a big dork..come home..oh wait not until after your sister posts something scandelous on your blog...then come home.

Dawn said...

That has to be Vegas! LOL

Kritta22 said...

Seriously so funny!
Porn star, ya think?
I love how the people in the picture are trying to act like they aren't taking a picture. "Okay Mom, Carol stand there and smile, I'm going to take your picture." zoom lense

Shannon said...

O.M.GAWD.

Elaine A. said...

That's just wrong.

Michelle said...

I have seen that before. It's really funny! Love her dress don't you?!! lol

sassy stephanie said...

Ahhhhhh! I can't click to enlarge. DAMN IT! And I want to take that pic to my seamstress to have her make one of my very own.

tales from an O.C. cottage said...

Have mercy! (And a BIG drink!)

M ^..^

Jenni Jiggety said...

Oh my...that is QUITE a dress.

Jill said...

That's so funny that you posted these. My girlfriend just emailed these to me last week. Can you imagine??? LOL

Rhea said...

No way. That wedding needs to be slapped with an R rating for goodness sakes. wow.

Robin said...

What? Her nipples are covered, after all! ;)
:) Robin
cinnamon & honey

J'Ollie Primitives said...

Top Ten Excuses For Wedding Dress:
1. she lost a bet
2.it shrank in the wash
3. it was her grandmother's and she HAD to wear it even if they're uh ~ different sizes.
4.She has good taste, it's the rest of us morons who don't understand.
5. Glandular issues.
OK well five excuses.

6. There aren't ten excuses. Not even one.