Sunday, September 28, 2008

Best Birthday Week EVER!! with new pix


Here is the newly added picture of my new tshirt AND my new nails. BTW, I have VERY large hands. Okay, not really. Just extremely small bosoms. But they work. (for shoes) heh- kidding again. The tshirt says WILL WORK FOR SHOES. And basically, I do just that.

I just had my best birthday week ever!

I just dropped my mom and sister, Amy, off at the airport.
My Big Daddy, Rick, had them fly in for my birthday and I could not have asked for a better gift! I was so surprised when they walked into the restaurant that I cried. The really ugly-face cry. Amy has pictures and I am sure she will share tonight when she lands. But I don't even care. It was that great of a surprise. I am shocked that no one blew it and that I never had the slightest idea they were coming!!!

My house was trashed, my floors unswept. But, I didn't even care. Amy made me look bad by cooking chicken-fried steak and mashed potatoes and we sat around with our pants undone and laughed and visited.

On Saturday, we got up and went to our favorite store and Brown Street Cafe for their strawberry almond salad and egg salad sandwiches. My daughter Kalee wanted to look at the local junk store for a small table to put Jacob's TV on, so we all went slumming at Soul's Harbor. Inside was the local Schitzo who carries on never-ending conversations with herself and my poor mom and sister were able to share in the entertainment she provides. She, of course, makes friends with Amy and wants her opinion on the used straw cowgirl hat she found. The same hat I had looked at for my cowboy room. Schitzo places it on her head and dances around the store saying, "I am a root'n toot'n cowboy" along with "If I fall, I will get pregnant," and "Everyone keeps staring at me like I'm crazy". Ya think? We all smiled our poor-pitiful-girl smile at her and quickly left with our purchases of junk, just in case she had a gun in her koala bear backpack.

I wore my new shirt today that I won on Deb's Don't judge this book by it's cover. I LOVE it and most importantly, Amy can't fit her ginormous boobs in it, so she didn't even try to sneak it in her bag. You will have to wait to see me in my shirt since Amy has all the good shots and my boobs look bigger in her pictures.

So my weekend was full of great surprises and wonderful company. Kalee and the babies came in and John David came in from Stephenville. Trevor got lost, I guess, and never showed up. The dogs were even less irritating than normal, but my mom still refused Gus since he has a wiener. She wanted a girl.

I should've asked for her to take both dogs for my birthday. My memory is slipping in my old age. Thanks Amy, mom, Kalee, John David, and Rick! I loved my birthday surprise!!! And thanks Deb for the shirt!

29 comments:

Deb said...

it's amazing how much i missed you this weekend. i think i have a sickness and need to break it off with you.


glad you had the best birthday week ever!!

Ronda's Rants said...

I am so glad you had a good time...can't wait to see your sister's blog about it!!!

Kritta22 said...

This is really the only excuse I will take for the lack of blogs and comments in the blogsphere!!
I'm so glad you had such a great weekend.
I can't wait to see pictures!

Dawn said...

Happy Birthday if I forgot to tell you already. :)
I'm glad you had such a great week!

I was cracking up at the schizo. I think I'm going to use "I'm a rootin' tootin' cowboy" the next time I'm standing in line at the store. Maybe people will clear outta my way. LOL

Swirl Girl said...

We knew she was going to be there before you did! And we all kept it a secret!
Nyana Nyana Nyana!

Hope you had a great weekend and can't wait to see the embarrassing pictures.

Farrago said...

Sorry, I was slightly distracted by the phrase "ginormous boobs." Will there be any pics of those?

(And did I ever ask if I'm the only guy who reads your blog?)

And DAWN-- I know of a way to clear a line without having to look crazy. My cunning plan involves only a couple hours of preparation and a can of pork and beans. Or chili with beans. Anything with beans. ;)

Scary Mommy said...

Yay!!! So happy you had such a good week! Happy surprises are the best :)

Tiffany said...

I'm glad you had a great birthday. And I totally check out my boobs in pics. I mean they are almost non-existant so I need the camera to create some for me. I guess I get that from you mom. LOL

georgie said...

AWwwww Jill sounds like the best surprise Birthday party EVER! I missed you sooooo much this weekend too-but I unlike Deb completely understand and would NEVER dream of breaking up or it off with you! LOL
;-)

Megryansmom said...

Happy Birthday! I'm lost, I think I already commented here, but can't remember....aw man....anyway, a few extra comments won't hurt right? Hi, I too am a Secret Santa.

gingela5 said...

What a great birthday! And I don't think your boobs look small at all! haha is that an awkward thing to say?! Cause I just said it!

amelia bedelia said...

and she stuffed her bra and then MADE me take the picture of her.

Annie said...

Gotta love a good surprise!

Janie said...

How awesome it is that Rick surprised you! I love it!

You inspired me to write to MLH on my blog. Go back and read it.

Shannon said...

Well I've already been to Amy's blog so I've seen the pics :) Glad to hear you had an awesome birthday!

jill jill bo bill said...

The stuffing was on my belly, not my bra cause I am really paper thin.

georgie said...

Okay ms 'Man Hands' you saw that seinfeld epi right???

Deb said...

Why on earth are you grabbing your own boobs??!! big daddy not doing it right?

love the shirt and the nails are very pretty too!

Wheezer said...

Your boobs look fabulous!!!

(oh and so do your nails)

Gretchen said...

Glad you had such a wonderful birthday and had that surprise visit!

Julie said...

Aw, I'm so glad you had such a great birthday weekend! You deserve it!!!!

LOVE the shirt. I need one that says "Will work for expensive purses".

Brenda said...

What an awesome birthday weekend!

Tag, you're it!

NucMEd is Hot said...

Sounds like a grat week, but frankly I think this photo made your boobs look huge. Very flattering.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Awwwww, Sounds like you had a good time! Love the picture, nails look good and so does that big ol' ring on your finger!! Ricks is a good man for surprising you with your family!!

Now I gotta head to Amy's to see the pics!

dana wyzard said...

I just noticed that your sister looks like whomever she's standing next to in her photos. Next to mom? She looked just like her. Next to YOU? She looked just like you. And yet the three of you look different when you're not standing together in photos.

It looked SO cozy!!!

Elaine A. said...

Happy belated Birthday!!! Sounds like you had a fabuloso time! And now. I want chicken fried steak. Thanks.... ; )

Insane Mama said...

forget the nail and the shirt...LOOK AT THOSE LADIES!

nikkicrumpet said...

So cool that your family could surprise you. My family all lives far away so I know how hard it is to be away from the ones you love. The t-shirt is pretty dang cute too!

J'Ollie Primitives said...

I'm doing a post on breast cancer today.
I hope.
Can I steal your demo pic of "how to do a breast exam with your clothes on"?
the one that says "will work for shoes"?
okthx xoxoxo