Monday, September 8, 2008

The Name Game

I saw this one Tena's site (My Therapy) one day and thought how cool it was and then today, Deb (Postcards from the Edge) did one that was similar. So I am combining them and writing them out for your viewing pleasure. You must do this. It is funny.



Your real name: Jill

Your Gansta name (1st three letters of your real name plus izzle, favorite ice cream & Fav type of shoe): Jilizzle Chocolate Brownie Fudge Flip Flop puts the fear of god in ya, huh?

Your Native American name (fav color, fav animal): Pumpkin Spice Shi Tzu great warrior

Your NASCAR name (1st names of grandfathers): Jim Dan Driskell get 'er done

Stripper Name (Fav perfume/scent, fav candy): Body Milk Dud gawd, it screams sex

Soap Opera name (middle name, street you live on): DeAnn Estate died and came back 2 seasons later

Star Wars name (1st 3 letters of last name, 1st 2 letters of firt name): Korji Luke's first

TV Weather/Anchor name (5th grade teacher's last name, major city that starts with same letter): Haynes Houston now back to you, Jim

Spy name (fav season, fav flower): Autumn Hydrangea her hands are deadly weapons

Cartoon name (Fav fruit, article of clothing you are wearing now): Blueberry Capris Elmer Fudd's first

Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, fav tree): Special K Willow groovy name

Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Apple Mojito can trip over tall buildings with a single bound

Witness protection name (parent's middle names): Kay Manuel very forgettable

Goth name (black, name of one of your pets): Black Lily screams death which is what I like

Movie Star name (1st pet's name, 1st street name): Boots Jordan Dating Kevin Costner

Iraqi name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of mom's first name): Ivela Sadam's first

Rock Star name (first pet, current car): Daisy Altima Married to David Cassidy



Okay. Now class, join in and have a laugh. Plus, it's a post you don't have to come up with. You are welcome. Don't forget to sign up for the Secret Santa Soiree where we exchange names and everyone gives their gift to me. Huh? Oh, yeah. We exchange them with one another. Just click on the Christmas box and follow the instructions. And you can send me a gift if you want. I don't want to cheat you out of the blessing of giving. I am sweet like that.



31 comments:

amelia bedelia said...

Hey Body Milk Dud, you left your glue-on nipple tassles at work today, do you want me to bring them to you? Oh, and can I borrow your crotchless panties for tomorrow night, mine ripped.
thanks, oh, by the way this is Happy Snicker.

jill jill bo bill said...

isn't that name redundant? And yes, please bring them. I am not the same without my tassles.

jill jill bo bill said...

And as far as my panties, they are wedged in my foot and a half deep crack and it may take me a while to unwedge them.

The Mom said...

LMAO at Milk Dud...so trey sexy!

Swirl Girl said...

I tried this and just about every one sounded porn-o-ish...could that just be a wish list?

Tiffany said...

Fantasy Kit Kat here. Or my new nickname. Lil Nub. What up biatch? We might be related cuz I'm a chocolate flip flop too. And my goth name is Black Tinkerbell. Oh I'm one scary bitch!

Sunshine said...

LOL! I'm totally doing this tomorrow!

Thanks for stopping by my blog! ;D

Sincerely,
Sunizzle (wink wink)

Kritta22 said...

So Black Lily I'm digging your names. Body Milk Dud is awesome! Seriously amazing. I don't think someone could come up with better...but I'll try! You crack me up!

Kritta22 said...

PS I joined your little SSS cool club...so it's the triple S to the double C!
LOL

3D said...

Ah-HA! Now I see how very similair we are (not).
are the panties wedged so far up there that your picking them out of your teeth and using them for dental floss - cause i hate when that happens.

Linda S said...

Hey Body Milk Dud,
Thanks for the post idea! I'm srsly going to try it.
Luv, Daisy Mounds

HappyHourSue said...

Hahahaha - love it. Green Apple Mojito saves the day again.

from, Sueizzle Coffee Clog

Jyl @ MommyGossip said...

Stripping is in your future me thinks!

Thanks for the laugh ;).

NucMEd is Hot said...

Those are stinking hilarious! My stripper name is Juicy Snickers!!!!!

georgie said...

Body Milk Dud huh jilizzle chocolate brownie even and boots Jordan I hate to break it to ya BUTTTTTT Kevin C was rockin my boots last night!

Kgirl said...

Benka here, Wait I think I am a Jedi...oh, no Armania Chocolate won out. Dance pole here I come.

mommaof4wife2r said...

awesome...i might steal this!

gingela5 said...

So, I keep seeing your name on everyone's blog so I thought I'd finally come check you out!

Sidney said...

I'm so doing this!

Rhonda said...

Okay, I haven't even gotten past the first one and I'm giggling.

Rhoizzle Moose Tracks Crocqs

Somehow, I don't think that's gonna frighten anyone! lol

Now, to go look at the rest!

Rhonda said...

Okay, and my movie star name is, drumrollllll

Porky Silhouette


How true. Sadly.

Pennies In My Pocket said...

HILARIOUS! I gotta do this! lol

~melody~

Lipstick said...

this is hysterical!!

Leslie said...

That was fucking hilarious. My superhero name was Pink Beer.

Elaine A. said...

I like your soap name the best.

Hey, check out my post from yesterday (tues.). I think you will appreciate the duct tape...

Brittany said...

That was hilarious,I may have to use that!

3D said...

JillyJIllyBoBilly.....Where are you????? I'm beginning to worry that you jumped off that ledge.

Drop a sista a line - k?

dana wyzard said...

kewl. Half your names lulled me into a false sense of hilarity, until I came to that David Cassidy line. ugh

Scary Mommy said...

That is too funny!! Going to check mine out...

Misplaced Country Girl said...

You need to permanently change your name to Black Lily. It scares the hell out of me.

Kritta22 said...

umm...it's Wednesday. You haven't posted in TWO days... did you fall in the toilet? Do you need help out?
So if I get you for my SSS I'm sooo buying you one of those buttons that hangs around your neck linked directly to the fire department!! (Just so I know you are okay! LOL)
On second that, it might be nice eye candy to meet the fire department! It's a `win win situation!