Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Pokemon Porn

I drag my lazy-still-tired-from-traveling ass out of bed this morning and with coffee in hand, sit on my couch where my laptop slept last night.

Only it wasn't asleep.

Poor Toshiba had been used and abused by a user looking up Pokemon Dress Up-Sex Games.

HMMMM...You are probably thinking, 'OMG, I WOULD BE SO PISSED!' But, if you knew my 11-soon-to-12 year old, it was actually music to my ears...eyes.(?)

Cooper, my youngest, was adopted when he was 5 weeks old and has been the eternal baby, never having to do anything around the house, getting his way in all things, and crying like a girl. These are the qualities that each of his 7 brothers and sisters remind me and him of daily.

I was actually wondering if he would ever grow up.

I am thinkin' now..maybe this is a good sign. Not that I promote Internet porn, but now that he is curious, I am far less worried about his sexual tendencies.

His older brothers would constantly harass him for whining and call him gay when I wasn't around. Then one night, Trev, my 20 yr old came to me in private and voiced his concern. "I really think he's gay, mom." I stated all the politically correct jargon like, 'I wouldn't love him any less' and 'If he is, there's nothing I can do but love him', but all the while I was panicking inside.

He doesn't dance around the house in tap shoes or wear his sister's makeup, but because he doesn't like football or ever mention any girls, Trev and John David are convinced that he will never like girls. He is much more into video games and books.

So, as sit here now I really am not worried. And I don't think I am even going to bring up to him that I know he was on the Pokemon Sex site. I will give him the same, "My computer tells me who is on and where they go" line along with my all-knowing look I have perfected, and he will secretly shit his pants and hide upstairs for 6 hours because he knows my lazy ass won't climb the stairs to confront him again.

I would send Trev and John David a text about the good news, but I fear they will let him in on the "good" sites. For now I am okay with him seeing cartoon characters getting it on. This one time.

12 comments:

h2ofossil said...

You ARE a good mom!

Insane Mama said...

Pokemon porn? I do NOT want to see it. You sent him up to shit his pants... Classic! I have perfected that look also and my kids are scared of THAT look.

Deb said...

OMG! Pokemon porn??!! What am I missing out on?
That is hilarious.
You sound very open minded. That's how I was. I think it served me fairly well, I could talk to them about anything and vice versa. And every now and again just to keep them on their toes, I would say something like, "I wasn't too loud last night was I? You couldn't hear us, right?" To which I would hear "Awww Mom! C'mon!" Then they would leave the room - teehee. It's fun being a mom :)

cIII said...

Link? You know, so I can "block" it on my PC.
Yea......that's it.....*ahhemm*

Kritta22 said...

Oh my goodness! Well are you sure there isn't gay pokeman porn? Just checking, you know.
But at least his doors are now open!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Cartoon porn...I would never have thought. That is kind of cute in it's own weird way.

amelia bedelia said...

did you see pickachew's wiener?

Hank E. Pankie said...

Pokemon porn?! How could that be arousing at all?!

"Charmander giving it to Peakachu!"-Click here to see the INSANE action...haha. Gross. Gotta love that Cooper.

Love you Mom!

careysue said...

This is educational as well, visiting your site...Pokemon Porn....hmmmmmm...who would've thought?

Hank Erin said...

I never knew any one was worrying about C's sexuality. Why doesn't anyone ever tell me anything?

Brenda said...

My son is a huge Pokemon fan (the non-porn variey), but I had nooooo idea they procreated!

Mrs4444 said...

I have computer monitoring software, and the only time my son has gone to a questionable site (a teenage girl from school, wearing very little), I gently mentioned that I had seen it, and he was MORTIFIED. Since then, no issues! haha

P.S. Enjoyed lurking through your archives today...we have a lot in common :)