To all the preacher's wives out there, ex and current:
Our real identity has been shattered by the leader of the pack. Everyone knows now we all smoke, drink, and cuss and have to have our way in everything. Stupid bitch, Victoria, has ruined it for all of us. There will be a meeting to discuss how we can look perfect again to the unsuspecting parisioner. Bring all your weapons, drugs, liquour, porn videos, and hymnals. We must ban together on this and kick some ass.
Hair Combing Stool
3 hours ago