Friday, August 15, 2008

Way to go Victoria

To all the preacher's wives out there, ex and current:



Our real identity has been shattered by the leader of the pack. Everyone knows now we all smoke, drink, and cuss and have to have our way in everything. Stupid bitch, Victoria, has ruined it for all of us. There will be a meeting to discuss how we can look perfect again to the unsuspecting parisioner. Bring all your weapons, drugs, liquour, porn videos, and hymnals. We must ban together on this and kick some ass.


20 comments:

amelia bedelia said...

admit it jill, you know you punched out a flight attendant one time because she brought you peanuts and you asked for pretzels.....

jill jill bo bill said...

Only when I was a PW. Now I am much nicer....to flight attendants, that is.

Hank E. Pankie said...

Haha....WOW!

She ruined it for you all. Especially Kim. Now maybe she'll come out into the open as well. YEAH RIGHT!!!

Love you!

Swirl Girl said...

who is this woman and what did she do to you?

jill jill bo bill said...

SG- That b-e-a-utiful woman is Victoria O'Steen, the wife of the famous Joel "preacher man extroidinaire" O'Steen. See, I was married to preacher once...not anymore...loooong story. She attacked some stewardess for not cleaning the water off the seat in first class. She is being sued for it. Jeez- I thought everyone was up on the latest PWs!!

Gary ("Old Dude") said...

the pic didn't do anything for me, not anyone I know??---this kinda makes me feel like I walked into a "cat fight"----maybe this old dude needs to move on?

NucMEd is Hot said...

She looks just a titch crazt in that photo. it's always the ones that shouldn't act afool that get caught. I don't think wated is a reason to freak out but if I had been the one who freaked, no one would have said a word, except maybe the marshalls when they gave me a ride from the airport!

NucMEd is Hot said...

on a side note I can spell water...just not very well.

Swirl Girl said...

sorry- not up on my crazy broads du jour....

if it was a blood mary , I can understand the going ballistic thing, but water?

h2ofossil said...

What is it with preacher's wives???Are they all lunatics?

Chick a dee - call me Saturday- or else I am gonna beat yur ass wid a shoe!

Deb said...

That picture rocks! Sorry to hear that your cover has been blown.

Deb said...

Oh, I forgot to say that I tagged you today on my blog!!

Lipstick said...

LMAO!!!!

Kritta22 said...

well at least she made a point! I wanna hear the flight attendant story.

Carolina Girl said...

What I don't understand is why she had to fly first class. I mean, shouldn't a PW be a little more humble and roll in the back with the rest of us schmucks?? haha I love that picture of her.

Janie said...

Hilarious. You forgot to mention your blow up dolls.

aterilli said...

Jill - Thanks so much for EVERYTHING!!! We had such a great time. I realize how much I've missed you and your crazy family. I hope you guys will really come and see us. I will keep in touch via your blog and hey, lets not be strangers! or at least any stranger than we already are. Tell Rick thanks again for us and aren't we blessed? We have the greatest kids and grandkids! Love you so much - Angela

aterilli said...

Hey Jill, thanks so much for EVERYTHING!! We had a blast. You should really open up your home as a b&b. Hire your son as the chef! Emily might be interested in the maid position....she has some anal retentive cleaning disorder. One I do not share with her....I have some disorders of my own.
We miss you guys so much and we HAVE to get together more often. COME SEE US!!!
Love you, love you -
angela

aterilli said...

ok shut up! I thought the first one didn't work because i hadn't signed in. I said shut up! I can hear you laughing all the way here in saint jo. You can see that my second one was better anyway....I had more time to think or something.
love you -

Elaine A. said...

I don't know who this woman is but I am really sorry that she "outed" you all... ; )