I am typing this on my brand new laptop!!! My other one kept turning off because it was a shitty Toshiba, not a great Toshiba like Trev has. Mine would get so hot you could pop a bag of popcorn if you held it up against the back of it. I hated it and sent it back to them like 4 times and it was never right. So Thurs, on the day Rick closed the deal of the century, his truck was broken into and his laptop was stolen, along with a bag of tools. So instead of running naked thru the streets and screaming and celebrating, we were calling the credit card companies and changing all our passwords. But the jokes on the MF'n thievin' swine- his computer is worse than mine and won't even turn on! herr herr
So, anyhoo, he bought two because they were a great buy, AND because he knows I would've pouted, AND basically he's the greatest guy in the world, AND he reads this blog. Hi, honey!! Now I can actually finish reading everyone and commenting. So if you haven't gotten a comment lately from me, it's because my old computer sucked.
Okay now onto business:
I am doing a survey. Okay, not really a survey, I am just nosey and want to laugh. And I want to be a trend-setter. I want to know what made you laugh so hard you cried. I mean cried with real tears and if you peed, even better. Something that makes you laugh outloud STILL TO THIS DAY. You can post about it on your blog, but comment on mine the main character's names. That way we can all go to your post, I can keep a tally of the characters, AND I will get comments, because remember, it's all about me. For example, I would comment 'Amy and Nell Carter separated at birth'.
I have so many (be it I am just goofy, think everything is funny, and have bladder control problems or just lucky) that I will tell the most recent. Plus it's my game and I make up the rules as I go along.
Last night Amy texted me to "READ" and I was hysterical reading her post about Nell Carter. She had found this program that you put your picture in and choose "celebrity look alike" and up pops the stars who have your shape and structure of face. But who her look alike was wasn't the funniest part! She called me and while I was on the phone crying laughing about how mad she was about Nell and her being twins, she was putting in everyone's picture she had, including my grandmother and grandfather.
She was getting madder and madder saying, "Your's is-REESE WITHERSPOON?! Erin's-TIA LEONY?! Mom's-CANDACE BERGEN?!", then she says, "Ok, I am going to put Nell Carter's picture in and I swear to God, if my picture comes up, I really am going to shoot myself."
I have no idea what happened because I fell on the floor.
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