Okay, okay , settle down...everyone take your seat please...Okay, kids....
Lights begin to dim.
And now for your viewing entertainment, we now present the second part of the questions you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask...or really useless mundane info on the redheaded fat chick...
14. I drink a Route 44 Diet Coke with vanilla and EXTRA ice almost every day.
15. I was pregnant with Kalee when I married her dad.
16. I was a Senior in high school.
17. Because I was pregnant, I wasn't allowed to receive any class favorite honors that I won, such as "Best Personality" or "Class Favorite". They gave them to the runners up.
18. My best friend from first grade, Marcy, died from tongue cancer 10 yrs ago.
19. I used to sing with a band.
20. When I was in HS, I sang for Tom Landry (the then coach of the Dallas Cowboys) and some of the players in Thousand Oaks, CA, at their church.
21. I puke when I drink Tequila...I mean violently puke.
22. I was given in-school suspension in HS with 6 others from the class of honor Latin students for drinking on a school-sponsored trip.
23. I continued to date a guy my parents forbade me to see and my dad sold my new car.
24. I had to ride the bus my Senior year until I earned my parent's trust back.
25. I haven't been back to church regularly since my divorce from my preacher ex-husband.
26. I didn't go to college until I was in my 30's.
And because you have all been so attentive, here is a bonus that only my family knows:
27. I have ulcerative colitis and can't fart....really.
Okay, nothing is sacred now.... sigh...